chrono trigger

What an RPG should be.

If final fantasy wants to stay alive, they need to look back to this game for wisdom.

by Legendary Nick June 1, 2005

Chrome Zealot

A believer in a vaperware operating system designed by an advertising conglomerate front to a government project. These zealots claim their roots in a rarely used member of Web 2.0 technologies, the Chrome internet browser. The browser origins derived from a CIA scheme to gather intelligence on consumers using spyware to predict market swings, binge drinking at urban raves, rises in online discussions of conspiracy theories, trends in the porn industry, and communist activity in the far east. These believers, found in universities, wear the traditional rainbow colored suspenders indicative of the clan, and greet each other with the phrase “epic fail” followed by a rubbing of the left elbows. The FBI, perpetually suspicious of the CIA tricks against American citizens, invested millions in investigating the browser’s intelligence gathering activities but abandoned the case when cult membership dwindled to several dozen members. As the FBI director put it before the senate intelligence committee, “what can you expect from commi’s turned capitalists…it’s a total piece of shit. It serves the CIA right for putting Russians in charge of the project. It’s an epic boondoggle, a violation of the constitution, and a waste of money. The money would be better spent on electric mini-bikes, proving Joe Biden is Jimmy Hoffa, and a wax museum showcasing the late J. Edgar Hoover estate’s rare collection of pantyhose, corsets, and early twentieth century braziers.”

"No, I couldn't view the video you sent me. I'm a chrome zealot."

by stthomas_a_keen_ass October 6, 2009

chromeo

The best electrofunk band out there, formed by a skinny Jew and a fat Arab. Basically Marvin Gaye meets Jamiroquai meets Fedde le Grande meets Soft Cell.

Yo last night I walked in on my parents dancing to Fancy Footwork by Chromeo...

by airbaracuda456 October 8, 2008

Chris Colfer

The most talented, beautiful, sweet, supermegafoxyawesomehot human being that ever lived or ever will.

Gleek: Did you see glee last night?
Kurtsie: OF COURSE! How AWESOME was Chris Colfer?!?!?

by Colferesqueness October 26, 2012

Chryed

Two incredibly hot gay men who share many things including eye sex, shower sex and frequently madhardrumba each other

Those two men are quite obviously chryed for each other

by Chryediangirl July 19, 2010

Christina

Christina is a shy yet crazy girl. From afar you might think she is the quiet book worm but when you get to know her she is fiesty. People think she can't but she can and she will beat ur butt. She is beautiful inside and out. Smart and pretty. All the boys like her.

"I was talking to Christina and she was so nice."

by Yaneee August 30, 2017

christmastoe

A numbness or loss of feeling in your toe(s) often experienced by people who hike continuously on steep terrain. A common condition/occurrence in the Silviculture industry (brushing and tree planting).

Planting typically takes place between May and September and those who suffer from 'christmastoe' will often only regain feeling around Christmas: 4 - 6 months later.

Rookie: Man, this is fucking weird, I haven't been able to feel my big toe for the last week. I think it's dead...

Vet: Don't worry dude, it's just christmastoe.

Rookie: What?

Vet: The feeling will come back around christmas...

**vet walks away from rookie**

Vet mumbles: ...fucking rookies.

Rookie mumbles: ...fucking planting.

by chicout-ami June 5, 2009