shower recycling

when you use the same shampoo or conditioner you ised to beat off with to wash you hair

i had some excess shampoo in my hand so i decided to do some shower recycling

by assy mcsluttyballs December 23, 2009

shower dresser

see showerdresser

see the showerdresser definition

by bopitchamp May 30, 2004

shower jellyfish

Semen that ends up floating around on the shower floor on its way down the drain.

I can't wait until my girlfriend moves in so I can stop sending shower jellyfish.

I need a girlfriend so I can stop slipping on shower jellyfish.

by pcb1 July 19, 2011

Shower Sport

1. the act of masturbating for long periods of time while in the shower.

1. Engaging in shower sports extended his showers by 10 minutes.

by britevision December 18, 2011

shower bikini

When naked in the shower you're wearing your shower bikini - aka - pubic hair.

Alex walked in on Will in the shower this morning and copped an eye full of his shower bikini. That shit is thick.

by OG Triple Threat December 4, 2013

Shower Meditation

Shower meditation is the easiest way to get your mind into the Alpha stage. Just close your eyes and let the water renew you in mind and body. This is done standing up unless you shower sitting or don't have balance enough to shower with your eyes closed. However, it does work best when eyes are completely closed and you rely on the other senses to find the soap and shampoo. Shower Meditation is perfect for those who can't relax enough for conventional meditating.

This Lavender mint oil is perfect for my shower meditation.
Aroma therapy is good for shower meditation.

by AppleRay June 1, 2015

shower pudding

Created when indulging in a shower wank. When the hot water combines with one's seminal fluids and lube of choice, the sperm clumps and solidifies into sticky, semi-solid, gelatinous material which attaches to said individual's pubic hair and never truly goes down the drain.

I went to Jeff's house yesterday and took a shower. There was shower pudding in the drain.

by HarryAscholl March 19, 2016