When two people poke each other on Facebook. The winner is decided when the opponent fails to return the poke within one day.
by pokewarsaremylife June 24, 2011

The act of jizzing on your little princess's asshole, then using your jizz as lube to stick your dick in her ass.
by Gus Schultz March 2, 2008

Chain poking is the practice of sexing several sexual partners in succession, sometimes using the condom of a finished sexsesssionto continue the next. The term chain poker often also refers to a person who fornicates relatively constantly, though not necessarily chaining each sexual partner.
by MasterPancake February 25, 2020

Kid 1: Let's go chichaloo some girls tonight!
Kid 2: We better be careful not to start walrus poking these mamacitas!
Kid 1: You're right! I'd rather be popping a dingo.
Kid 2: We better be careful not to start walrus poking these mamacitas!
Kid 1: You're right! I'd rather be popping a dingo.
by SmallSnake42 May 25, 2013

by Coco Standley January 29, 2021

Phrase to define when a colleague is having sexual relations with a peer or their manager. Often used on work instant message systems and social networks to avoid rousing any suspicion, particularly if the person in question is already in a relationship outside of work.
Lewis was poking poking the payroll at the office Christmas party and carried on in the toilets at work the next day
by coradia January 20, 2013

To put one's finger (any gender or lack thereof) or penis/male genitalia into a merpersons sexual orifice/s.
Yea, we met at this dope club unda da sea, had a couple clamshell cocktails and the next thing you know- I had to poke the coconut!
by Massivetrauma November 8, 2018
