School

There are many definitions for 'School' here are afew of the most common.

1) A portal to hell desguised with a friendly atmosphere.
2) A prision where they make us read books with our hands bleeding.
3) A building for pedophiles

In short, School sucks.

by Sheeka May 11, 2006

School

A system that scores you based on how much you fail and encourages high pressure competition, segregation, prejudice and non-thinking assumptions upon which are based the (lack of) reasoning for blindly obeying what you're told. this is education? rofl. yeah fucking right. more like A CULT or a CONCENTRATION CAMP!

cult useless lies school

by Paradigmshiftdocs4u August 23, 2011

school

A place where kids go to learn things that are basically useless to know as an adult :)

Person 1: remember Geometry from back in high school?

person 2: Nope. Don't remember a thing!
person 1: Me neither, gosh it was pointless!!
person 2: riiigghhhttt??!?!?

by hiudsavbuds bvfijufds February 8, 2010

school

Place where parents send their kids to "learn." In actuality, school is a reason for the kids to leave the house for the parents to have sex without the distraction/intrusion of their kids.

Little Johnny caught his mommy and daddy doing something so they sent Johnny to school.

by LOLimjohnny November 13, 2010

School

A place where you are kept for 18 years where they force you to listen to a person of higher power so the world will never experience another Che Guevara

Guy1: Why do we go to school?

Teacher: SO we dont have another Che Guevara! now pull out ur math books NOW!

Guy2: Che Guevara? who's that

Teacher: someone you will never learn about EVER!

by Batman123456789 June 3, 2008

school

A little jail where you lose many precious hours trying to do the work and extra work they give you during and after it gets out.

Man, I have a shitload of homework from going to school!

by Squueaky May 2, 2005

School

School....What the fuck is going on?!

School....What the fuck is going on?!

by Hari Iyer January 10, 2005