When you open a fresh bag of potato chips, take one off the top and crush it inside a girls pussy. Then lick it out and to eat it while you throat fuck her.
by The_Dufe July 08, 2023
Is a crunchy food enjoyed by millions around the world. The meals origions are unknown but have been adopted by many countries adopted this easy to come by meal as thier national dish.
You properly enjoy a "crunchy sandwich de el salv" by witnessing someone of higher status eating and approaching them begging for some. They become disgusted upon laying eyes on you groveling on your knees and strike you causing you to fall and get a mouthful of crunchy red clay or dirt depending where you are.
This meal is often paired with a discarded sunbaked waterbottles with condensation inside, or whatever other scraps you can find on the ground.
You properly enjoy a "crunchy sandwich de el salv" by witnessing someone of higher status eating and approaching them begging for some. They become disgusted upon laying eyes on you groveling on your knees and strike you causing you to fall and get a mouthful of crunchy red clay or dirt depending where you are.
This meal is often paired with a discarded sunbaked waterbottles with condensation inside, or whatever other scraps you can find on the ground.
I asked him for a a crumb of bread but instead he generously gave me a whole crunchy sandwich de el Salv.
by The all knowing I June 16, 2022
by Animal Writes February 10, 2024
When Trey busts into syck licks while Mike drops bombs like Nagasaki niggas kaboom pow crunch crunch kick
by Nasty gross poopsicles May 09, 2018
When a queen doesn't properly glue down her eyebrows leaving a textured, hairy mess.
"Her eyebrows are looking crunchy."
"Her eyebrows are looking crunchy."
by TheSAMEparts January 23, 2018
An adjective used to describe someone who goes all-natural in their lifestyle. Giving up seed oils, artificial colors and dyes, non-organic food etc. They eat grass-fed meat and whole foods like raw dairy and honey. Most consumed things are locally and responsibly sourced. They make everything from scratch and avoid preservatives. They avoid plastic and other harmful contaminants. This is all in an effort to balance the body’s hormones and restore health to the levels- no political affiliation or look is associated with this lifestyle. Synonymous with “granola”
Jess is so crunchy- she asked the restaurant to cook using beef tallow or ghee instead of vegetable oil
by Crunchygal123 February 26, 2023
Man, things got crunchy when that cop pulled us over. When my parents rolled up with my boyfriends car in the driveway, I knew things were going to get crunchy.
by Foollery July 19, 2020