F.A.G.S.

Fight Against Grenade Spam. Infinityward's failed game trailer released shortly before Modern Warfare 2's release. The trailer was soon taken down by Infinityward because of the offensive acronym. In the trailer an animated Philidelphia Phillies pitcher Cole Hamels talks about "...something close to his heart, random grenades." The trailers release was most likely a response to the Call of Duty community's dislike of the fragmentation grenade (Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare frags were thought by many to be "overpowered" due to their large blast radius. Many players often "spammed 3 frags off spawn") in the previous Modern Warfare. Critics of the game trailer stated that the whole incident could have been avoided if the acronym had been changed to F.R.A.G.S. (Fight Relentlessly Against Grenade Spam). The trailer can be found on video websites such as YouTube (The trailer was removed from Infinityward's YouTube page shortly after it's release but is on other pages).

Player 1: "Hey did you see the new F.A.G.S. trailer for Modern Warfare 2?"
Player 2: "Some of it. They took the video down when it was halfway through loading. All i saw was some guy wearing a..." *ping, ping... BOOM!* "Thats it!!! I'm done with these grenade spamming fags. I am definitely not getting Modern Warfare 2."
Player 1: "Actually, if you watch the rest of it..." -Player 2 is offline- "...of course."

by TJVClutch August 6, 2010

F-22 Raptor

A relative to the Velociraptor, the F-22 Raptor is the result of combined evolution and nuclear mutation. Far superior in every way to it's cousin, the Velociraptor, the F-22 Raptor can even fly.

The air force is looking highly-trained F-22 Raptor

by Ammonious January 26, 2017

F.A.P.S.

acronym for: Fiery Anal-Piss Symdrome.
known in some circles as the most god awful form of diarrhea.

when you blow out your bowels in such a way it resembles piss coming from your asshole. there are usually no chunks present when you have the F.A.P.S., but there is an extreme burning sensation when finished.

I think i ate a bad clam or something yesterday, i can't get off the pot because of the F.A.P.S.

by tony August 12, 2004

F-22 Raptor

Developed by Lockheed Martin/Boeing, the F-22 Raptor is the United States' premier jet fighter. It has extremely advanced dogfighting and BVR (beyond visual range) capabilities. The F-22 also incorporates thrust vectoring (it can move the exhaust to improve maneuverability), stealth, and a radar so advanced that it can track and engage most other aircraft before they even know anything is happening.

That F-22 Raptor shot down the MIG-29 before the MIG pilot even knew anyone was there!

by Drumdude June 17, 2013

F Snook

Coined in 2005. Used when referencing a local car enthusiast who is extremely anal about how many bolt holes are in his wheels. Also used whenever the styling of your car blantantly copied.

That guy got the same spoiler as me! F Snook!

by TimT April 26, 2008

f.r.i.e.n.d.s.

So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's D.O.A
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year, but
I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
You're still in bed at ten

And work began at eight
You've burned your breakfast, so far

Things are going great
Your mother warned you there'd be days like these
But she didn't tell you when the world has brought

You down to your knees and
I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
No one could ever know me
No one could ever see me
Seems you're the only one who knows

What it's like to be me
Someone to face the day with
Make it through all the rest with
Someone I'll always laugh with
Even at my worst, I'm best with you, yeah
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year
I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
I'll be there for you
I'll be there for you
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)

joey: yo have you heard of the show “f.r.i.e.n.d.s.” ?
chandler: ye bro it’s lit asf “iLL BE THERE FoR yOU!1!1”

by oofclout November 10, 2018

F.B.S. (Fat Bitch Syndrome)

When a heavier woman acts in ways that aren't normal or positive to garner any attention she can from others.

"Last night Bertha was starting so much drama because she wanted Rick to notice her and she wanted to keep his attention off of the better looking girls. That hooker has serious F.B.S. (Fat Bitch Syndrome)."

by brewcityboy May 1, 2012