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Jolly John

The best person on the InteNsify Charts discord server. Also has a 55 inch penis. Mega Chad.
Zay: My opinions are so shit, I wish I could be a chad like Jolly John
by Persons31j February 13, 2019
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pierce johns

me the awsome kid that is in the logang
by why u swallow April 20, 2018
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Relationship John

Someone that don't come around, when they're in a relationship.
I haven't seen John in a while because he's being relationship john now.
by Morch81 November 6, 2018
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John

John is a larger than life stoner, who thinks that anything can be solved with some ganja, anything from funerals, to childrens birthday parties you will always find john lurking around somewhere smoking a joint. He is also a surprisingly good cook, but make sure to ask what he puts in the brownies he makes you because you might just be looking at a really interesting night.
guy 1: it's so sad aunt mary passed away.
guy 2: i know what can lighten our moods, im pretty sure john's smoking a joint in the parking lot.
guy 1: oh word i heard he has that ganja
by thickzwick January 23, 2020
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john holetrane

The act of inserting a saxophone mouthpiece into someone's anus and blowing like you're soloing over a Coltrane piece. The goal is to make the recipient squeal like Coltrane's soprano sax in "My Favorite Things."
Some guy on the street tried to sell me a John Holetrane but all he had was .75" pvc pipe. I said "You're thinking of a different act." I walked away, disappointed that I still didn't know when or where I'd get my next authentic John Holetrane.
by Tex Tile September 23, 2016
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John Peters

An extremely nice guy with blue eyes and brown hair with blonde highlights and bits of grey as you can tell he is 6 ft 4 and ready to mingle and not in ways you may think.For example he knows the whole air cadets drill Manuel off by heart and can recite every word to you.
by Jude the dude June 5, 2025
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john jude

Wow have you seen John jude !!!
by I<3dilfs347 November 23, 2021
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