Fart Scratch

That feeling you get when you didnt wipe enough and your crack itches like crazy. When you finally wipe it feels amazing!

Damn dude I got a fart scratch its so itchy

by Lord of fartz December 6, 2018

fart knocker

When you screw a girl in the ass and she has a fart waiting so you are knocking on her fart.

you did her in the ass

ya man it was awesome

w/e your a fart knocker.

by Ryan Daigle April 27, 2008

party farts

When you intenionally fart on someone at a party without them realizing it.

I was dropping major party farts up in there man...all over those prissy beezies.

by Party Master September 11, 2006

premature farting

When somebody farts without even knowing it.

Tom: "Did you fart man?"
Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"
Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"
Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"

by Linus365 August 29, 2005

hot fart

A common occurrence for pregnant women in the later trimester: when she believes she is passing gas and unknowingly discharges feces until the heat alerts her to what just happened.

A euphemism for pushing out feces when one believes they are simply passing gas.

Why didn't anyone warn me about the "hot farts" before I chose to get pregnant! I had to throw my underwear away in public, three times this week!

by plflz79 February 23, 2015

Clown Fart

A white kid who is really white farts an then giggles afterwards; Gay fart

Patrick stood up an let out a clown fart, then giggled like a fat dick.

by JR October 29, 2004

suck the farts

term of endearment. an act of worship of the object of your desire. being prepared to do anything to make that person happy

"i love Gill so much I'd suck the farts right out of her arse"

by Bobman UK October 27, 2006