A shitbag fuckboy who cockblocks, throws you under the bus, and or DM's your girl, drives a compact car and wacks his pud to the family photo album.
Hey you hear about Jonathan Robyn Paul? He has to register as a sex offender for touching baby peens, what a solid bro move
by Jules Winnfield April 19, 2018
Get the solid bro movemug. When one of your best buddies decides to ditch you and your friends for this new girl whom he just met, but can't seem to ever leave her or even want to.
"Hey man I haven't heard from you in a while. Why don't we get the crew together and hit the bar tonight?"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"
"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"
"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"
"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"
"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"
by Urban Hiptionary May 23, 2013
Get the New Hoes Before Old Brosmug. Method of payment for rendered services or goods as defined by the Bro Code. No set time frame for payment is defined as both parties are bros and trust the eventual reimbursement to be executed when convenient.
by bsharter January 15, 2015
Get the bro tabmug. by lawlyourmum March 14, 2011
Get the wreck bromug. by AHHHAHAHHAHAHHhhhH August 4, 2021
Get the Polaris Bromug. We are Sloppy Joe Bros
by ChristopherBrain March 15, 2025
Get the Sloppy Joe Bromug. 