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i got 2 phones

some random dumbass says something so stupid and dumb that someone else has to cut it out and put the song "i got 2 phones" by Kevin Gates and put random drip images.
Person 1: "men are not cool and they are-"
Cool Guy: "I GOT 2 PHONES ONE FOR THE PLUG AND ONE FOR THE LOAD"
by termlol September 2, 2023
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Chaz Bono 2 Step

When a drunk, 250 pound man-boy takes on a 140 pound girl in a fight. While simple math would result in the girl being overpowered, the fact that we are dealing with a man boy results in him getting a black eye, a mouthful of dirt, and pretending he can't remember it the next day.
Hey, did Nick try to rough up Sarah????

Well, he tried, but it just ended up being a Chaz Bono 2 step.
by toofatforwords October 26, 2011
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Lily Cole (Persephone.2)

Stupid bitch on Instagram that spams everyone with her provocative selfies. She reffers to herself as a "godess" yet she looks like the inside of my asshole. I have no idea why anyone would want to asscociate themselves with this disgusting human.
" You look like Lily Cole (Persephone.2) today, are you feeling alright ? "
by shortstunna June 13, 2015
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from 1/5 to 1/7 until be nice to your boyfriend day ends
be nice to your boyfriend 2 months means in these 2 months you need to be nice to your boyfriend
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An easier way to identify the 2022 CoD game 'Modern Warfare II' in voice conversations with people, since big brain Activision thought it would be a great idea to name their brand new game as the exact same name of a game they released 13 years ago, except they just changed the '2' to a 'II' to try and distinguish the two, even though nobody can tell the difference in voice conversations.
Alex: "Man I hate Modern Warfare II...."
Kyle: "How the hell can you say that?!? It's like the most classic Xbox 360 shooter ever, every kid loved that game."
Alex: "Nononononono not Modern Warfare 2 from the Xbox 360, I'm talking about the new one that just came out... I guess I'll call it Modern Warfare: Roman Numeral 2 since they have the same fucking name for some stupid reason?"
Kyle: "Ah got it. Yeah not only does that game suck, but you're right, the naming is so stupid. How many times you wanna bet that someone talks about the 'original' Modern Warfare 2 and some dude who never played it thinks they're talking about Modern Warfare: Roman Numeral 2?"
by suburban__dictionary December 14, 2022
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great valley school district (2)

elementary school years: hotdogs blue and bouncy... do with that what u will.

4 elementary schools and 3 years of fresh middle school hell all preparing you for the 2 years of high school you're gonna complete before almost surely dropping out.. killing yourself... or getting pregnant during. but before an inevitable alcoholic era caused by the crushing weight of junior year, teachers gaslighting you into believing you didn't turn in that essay you pulled all nighters for, and upper class-men manipulating you into hitting a mango juul sums up your middle school experience... not to mention rumors of teacher affairs amongst other scandals... you'll be bullied, exhausted, and pressured into changing ever single thing about yourself...you'll make and lose more friends than you'll have in your entire life and join clubs and extra curriculars in hopes of social interaction, only to be met with social anxiety and an energy that reeksss of axe body spray, B.O, and desperation... the crushes you have on your 40 year old male teachers will stick with you forever... you'll never be able to get that image of yourself accidentally flashing the gymnasium out of your mind... your first kiss will be fucking atrocious...and you WILL want to die... but if i had to do it, you fucking do too.
"i went to great valley school district (2) and had to sell my entire large intestine to the mafia after i graduated.a'
by boombastia September 6, 2023
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