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I use all 4 USB ports

A woman that can only achieve orgasms by making her partner orgasm.
She will perform vaginal, oral, anal, and hand job sex (all 4 ports).
She will do anything to make her partner arroused and reach orgasm- Including pleasuring a man's anus, prostate, and nipples.

These women find it very difficult or impossible to achieve orgasm any other way.
Such women do not find cunnilingus arousing as it is not a way for them to orgasm.
She might be ugly, but she uses all 4 USB ports.

There is nothing that woman won't do to get me off!
When a woman tells you "I use all 4 USB ports", you know she's the one!
by Pope X November 26, 2024
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Have it all worked out

To gain significant advantage or make one's way through the world by exploiting social dynamics, state institutions and weaponising the law (usually to the detriment of moral but naive others).
Cindy: "I'm so over my farting, snoring husband, but I need him. How about you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"
by <LeIgHthaL> May 28, 2023
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dick of all trades

Someone incompetent in all manner of work.
He is incompetent in everything he does, truly a dick of all trades.
by dandadanman April 16, 2024
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can we all die

phrase for when you are so overcome with a certain emotion (good or bad) that you just need to say can we all die.
"i just saw a picture of my favourite male celebrity. can we all die?"
by Yaoi_Loverr August 14, 2025
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The war to end all wars

many think this name is slightly ironic considering the great war is reponsable for most current wars but it is true that this war changed the populair view of war from heroic and noble to violent, traumatic and violent and thus in the long run may end the practice forever
by I_eat_dick November 16, 2021
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Hack of all trades

Someone who is bad at a lot of different things
He’s not good at anything, a real hack of all trades.
by ajsonicpokemon August 6, 2022
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