Water

A clear drinkable drink that you mortals seem to enjoy. Though some of you mortals don’t drink enough.

Here is the recommended douse of water for a day: half an ounce or an ounce a day. Though it really is different for every mortal.

“Y’all don’t drink enough water and it bothers me as chaos god of this world. I want you to care for yourselves. I love you all”.

by I’m peppa pig! *unholy noises* March 7, 2019

water

a substance that kills you when you put it in your dick

water is not good for you

by justing water December 14, 2021

At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water

A wry remark intended to make light of da fact dat a period of da winter has been very rainy.

Jokingly telling fellow adults dat, "At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water" may indeed make them feel better about a drearily-wet portion of da end/beginning-of-year season, but small children may not be over impressed or cheered by said statement, since they would much prefer to have snow dat dey could go out and play in.

by QuacksO November 22, 2021

Water station

Water Station is in Milwaukee, WI. Water purification.

Let's go to the Water Station.

by Center for Great Lakes Study March 25, 2019

Watering the Moustache

The act of describing a runny nose after swimming all day long.

Dude, are you still watering the moustache!

by bbergonio June 20, 2011

Groovy Water

This term is used to define the water you get from the water cooler or other expensive bottled water.

"Don't use the groovy water for the coffee pot."

by CitrixCuru72 March 6, 2012

brick on water

a floating piece of poop that just splashed piss water all over your back.

dude come here i need you to wipe my back and look at this brick on water.

by rainczech August 19, 2009