turd in a christmas cake

Its like a turd in a Christmas cake means then you expect to get something good, but turns out bad.

Chris gave me a job the other day, it turned out to be a turd in a christmas cake

by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024

Cake shake

When you poop in somebody’s mouth then break it up with pee

Let me give you a cake shake

by MrDiddy August 1, 2025

It was a piece of cake.

It was a piece of cake is the response of "you really aced that one" as they are both away to tell each other that they're ace.

"You really aced that one." He said as he looked at the drawing of the dragon.
"It was a piece of cake." she replied
His eye widen then hers. FINALLY.
"YOU TOO?" she hadn't meant to scream it, but Holy Fuck . He nodded, torn between shushing you and screaming as well.
"Wanna get cake sometime or something?"

by AceTisOnTheeCase April 9, 2020

Cake

A delicious dessert made by flour, egg, and milk.

My cake was tasty.

by Bonniefan3000 September 8, 2019

Nuts in the Carrot Cake

To ejaculate into the anal cavity of an individual with red hair.

"Tim really put some Nuts in the carrot cake last night."

by PhonyPhobia November 27, 2024

Cake

Someone’s ass.

it’s not my birthday but thanks for the cake.

by wellthisiswhatitlookslike January 23, 2021

minnesota funnel cake

A sex act popularized in Minnesota, but was invented a woman named Kate in the state of Virginia. The sex act used to be an inside joke in the old Yahoo Pro Wrestling Chat room, but quickly spread to all the regulars who used to chat in the chat room. A man from Minnesota who used to be a regular in that chat room picked up the sex act and popularized it in that state.

The sex act is where A woman puts a funnel cake up her vagina. Her sex partner then proceeds to eat the funnel cake out of her vagina.

Dude, I just did the Minnesota Funnel Cake with this girl the other day. I heard about the Minnesota Funnel Cake from some guy from South Minneapolis. As soon as I heard about it, I bought a funnel cake and shoved it up this girl's poontang. Then I ate it out of her. She loved it!

by Ollie Churpuzzi November 6, 2016