Mungo tits

When a girls breasts are extremely large and perky

Me: Dude did u see the new girl at school today
You: you mean the short one with mungo tits
Me: yeah man those things are HUGE!

by Tide_manzz August 4, 2019

tata tits

when you have uneven titties and one is bigger than the other. comes from the uneven head of tata, the BT21 character.

Dang! Did you see that Lisa has Tata Tits

by tata is my oppar September 2, 2019

Hard boiled egg tits

When your wife's tits are looking like hard boiled egg that have say in the sun for to long...

Old lady have hard boiled egg tits

by ANTONIOGOT May 30, 2018

tit ratio

The ratio from one tit to the other because they're always different sizes

Jimmy:yesterday I was titty fucking my girl and I noticed she had a tit ratio.
'La#q-uish&a(: nah you were fucking me you were drunk as hell.

by 'La#q-uis&ha( May 30, 2018

tits and bricks

comparing 2 things that have nothing to do with each other

wayne: idk if i should get a Chevy or an apple

me:thats tits and bricks dude

by wasmuis April 30, 2018

collision tits

Breast so voluptuous, they would save the lady from a head on collision.

Megan came out of that 3 car pileup thanks to her collision tits.

by tanglebones May 31, 2018

Titted

Slang for angry, mad, pissed, frustrated, annoyed

I’m so titted that she reminded the teacher we had homework due!

by T Sleazy June 1, 2018