by salstightbussy November 24, 2025
Get the Taco my bells mug.When a Mexican hooker squirts.
by chives66441 December 12, 2025
Get the Taco Soup mug.Sean: "If we put the keyboard solo on the EP it'll sound good but won't match the physical release."
Lachlan: "walking taco balancing on my head"
Lachlan: "walking taco balancing on my head"
by Bigscheming December 13, 2025
Get the Walking taco balancing on my head mug.If you tilt your head to eat a taco/hotdog. You are referring that you are every experienced in giving oral sex
by WeMakeThingsReal December 15, 2025
Get the Taco Tilt mug.A game in which two people compete with taco ingredients wedged in their ass crack's (lettuce, tomato, cheese, beef mince). Both players have to clench their butt cheeks to keep as many ingredients as possible from falling out and walk 5 meters. Once a player has reached the 5-meter mark, they then have to squat down above a tortilla and pour all contents of the ass taco on to the tortilla. The player with most amount of food in their tortilla wins. The loser has to eat it.
1. Hey dude, want to challenge me to a game of Taco Ass's?
2. I challenged Daniel to a game of Taco Ass's last night, but I made the mistake of using hot sauce.
2. I challenged Daniel to a game of Taco Ass's last night, but I made the mistake of using hot sauce.
by JDingus January 12, 2026
Get the Taco Ass's mug.This is where people celebrate Mexican culture with their amigos in a very intimate way. This is for the hombres only as it requires male genitals and at least one set of foreskin.
Imagine the scene. It's the day of the dead and two tattooed up cartel members are feeling festive but also hungry. They strip each other down exposing more macho skin artwork and scars from their illegal goings on. They are dead set on each other's cocks. They decide then it is the perfect evening for a Tijuanan Taco! They quickly grab some guacamole and sour cream and squirt it inside each other's foreskins, then carefully insert the meat, the meat being their phallic pulsating gland onto each other's foreskins. A notion commonly referred to as docking or frotting. Some sour cream and guacamole will spill but not to worry they proceed to master bate each other until they climax inside each other's penile hoods. Then it's drop to each other's knees or a good old fashioned 69 to gobble up the nutrition provided by the freshly made Tijuanan Taco!
Imagine the scene. It's the day of the dead and two tattooed up cartel members are feeling festive but also hungry. They strip each other down exposing more macho skin artwork and scars from their illegal goings on. They are dead set on each other's cocks. They decide then it is the perfect evening for a Tijuanan Taco! They quickly grab some guacamole and sour cream and squirt it inside each other's foreskins, then carefully insert the meat, the meat being their phallic pulsating gland onto each other's foreskins. A notion commonly referred to as docking or frotting. Some sour cream and guacamole will spill but not to worry they proceed to master bate each other until they climax inside each other's penile hoods. Then it's drop to each other's knees or a good old fashioned 69 to gobble up the nutrition provided by the freshly made Tijuanan Taco!
Jose and Gomez did a very dirty tijuanan taco last night! Their penis smelt of guacamole for a good week afterwards providing a lasting memory and a moment for pause and tranquility in their otherwise violent gang lifestyle.
by Huffdaddie January 23, 2025
Get the Tijuanan Taco mug.DIRTY TACO
DIR - TEE - TAH - CO
AN INDIVIDUAL WHO WILL LIE, CHEAT AND STEAL. I.E. AN ILLEAGAL IMMIGRANT, OR A PERSON WHO WILL TAKE THE PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE, EVEN ON THE SIMPLEST OF TASKS.
DIR - TEE - TAH - CO
AN INDIVIDUAL WHO WILL LIE, CHEAT AND STEAL. I.E. AN ILLEAGAL IMMIGRANT, OR A PERSON WHO WILL TAKE THE PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE, EVEN ON THE SIMPLEST OF TASKS.
"BOY THAT GUY REALLY SCREWED EVERYONE OVER, WHAT A DIRTY TACO HE IS"
"THAT GUY JUST STARED AT MY CROTCH, HE'S PROBABLY A DIRTY TACO"
"THAT GUY JUST STARED AT MY CROTCH, HE'S PROBABLY A DIRTY TACO"
by Tempstorise January 30, 2025
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