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roll my mat

When you're so sexually aroused during a hand job that your penis rolls. This is called rolling my mat.
"Ohmygod baby you roll my mat so hard"
by Marie Fallon April 27, 2017
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California Roll

V.

1. The act of slightly slowing down while rolling up to a stop sign, then, without actually stopping, quickly accelerating.

2. A sushi roll which is comprised of avocado, crab imitation meat, and other sushi fillers. It is rolled so the rice is on the outside. It is very popular among uncultured white people who have a disgust for raw fish and asian food in general, but still want to feel authentic when eating sushi.
Ex 1:

Driver: I don't like stopping at stop signs, I just California Roll right through them.
Cop: Alright, I'm going to be suspending your driver's license for the next three years.

Ex 2:
Whitey #1: Wanna eat Sushi tonight?
Whitey #2: Bruh, raw fish? That's stuff's disgusting.

Whitey #1: It's okay, we can get California rolls.
Whitey #2: Hell yeah! I love authentic asian food. *winks*
by masterjand January 15, 2019
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Rick-Roll

Tricking someone into clicking on a link.
by Rick-Roll February 10, 2022
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Rolled up, and smoked

She came over , we watched tv & I rolled up, and smoked her
by KJ Salinger July 7, 2019
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Zondo roll

When playing PGA, the golfer gets the luckiest roll every opportunity
Rolled over the bunker? Damn, he got another Zondo roll
by MikeHalkSmaL July 25, 2021
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Roll your balls to

Usually used as 'to roll one's balls to sb';
Usually used towards girls by dudes;
Meaning to flirt with a girl so as to eventually get conducted to the bed by her (guess for what)...
A: that's not the best time to roll your balls to Sophie, Mike!
B: why..?
A: she just got widowed!!!
B: oh, no... Anyway...
by Oaring_ore January 7, 2022
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roll

by Licmynut October 17, 2020
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