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Pootato

After spending a huge amount of time and effort tending to your vegetable patch, it is time to harvest the spoils.

30 seconds of digging you find an abundance of carefully buried cat shits snuggled up next to your tubers.
Oh for fucks sake saggerz, all we have got is 300 pootatoes again.
by Torbaydos July 27, 2022
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Patatwan

the granting patatwan is the master of potatoes from the far east and people travel far and near to understand the ways of the patat
i visited the granting patatwan
by Millllk September 24, 2022
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pocatello cello

An act as you stand behind your partner with one hand on the neck, reaching around and strumming the junk as if you are playing a cello...with a 2# tater stuffed up their ass
Man, my fingers are tired from playing Bach on the Pocatello cello last night.

You think your fingers are tired? My asshole made mashed taters and gravy from that concert.
by MasterBlaster7 September 30, 2022
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pocatello cello

An act as you stand behind your partner with one hand on the neck, reaching around and strumming the junk as if you are playing a cello...with a 2# tater stuffed up their ass
Man, my fingers are tired from playing Bach on the Pocatello cello last night.

You think your fingers are tired? My asshole made mashed taters and gravy from that concert.
by MasterBlaster7 September 30, 2022
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Pocatello cello

Grab your partner by the neck, then reach over with your free hand and play with their junk as if plucking a cello...while having a 2 lb potato stuffed up their ass.
Cellist: Man my fingers are tired from playing that Bach concerto on the Pocatello cello last night!

Cello: Your hands are tired? How you think my asshole feels after shitting out 2 1/2 lbs of taters and gravy?
by MasterBlaster7 October 4, 2022
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Poetato

Wowie you called yourself POETATO your SOOO quirky!! You obviously call people "Lil 'bean, don't you?" And you say UwU as an actual respoce... Don't you? And you DO think your quirky... don't you?
"Uwu I'm such a POETATO uwu"
by Icanwritedefinitons October 16, 2022
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pitating

a word to describe a certain type of murder where you choke someone in sleep with a fruit pit.
I don't know john, I think sally is pitating my best friends.
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