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Hazleton Nut Thrust

When a man holds his balls together tightly, and fists a Domincan prostitute's asshole with the balls.
nigga: I would sure like to give you a Hazleton Nut Thrust.

Domincan Ho: (unintelligble Dominican jibbersh)

nigga: Oh yeah. Take it like a white biatch!

Dominican Ho: two dollars.

nigga: Damn your pricey.
by Hazletard-in-Chief November 22, 2010
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juggling my nuts

An expression meaning to tease a person while being indecisive about what they want to do. It can be literally or figuratively related to the feeling of having one's nuts teased.
A) Did the interviewee decide to work here?
B) Nope, he's still juggling my nuts.

1) Did she decide to have sex with you?
2) Nope, she's still juggling my nuts.
by Definition Extraordinaire October 31, 2015
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No Nut New Year

"No Nut New Year" similar to " No Nut November" but you have to put exactly on new years day and can't nut again until next year.

Example:
"Hey man, you doing no Nut New year."
"Nah I can't last a whole year without busting a nut."
Example:
"Hey man, you doing no Nut New year."
"Nah I can't last a whole year without busting a nut."
by Virgin Lies December 8, 2018
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make nut butter

I walked into my dorm and my roommate was just layin' there, makin' nut butter the old fashioned way.

Dude, don't make nut butter with the door open!
by Steerpike66 March 29, 2017
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Jonah Nut Sandwich

Tis when you ejaculate semen upon a peanut butter and fluff sandwich originally
Girl: Hey what is this sandwich it is sooo good.
Me: It is my classic Jonah Nut Sandwich
by RCCMMJNC December 1, 2017
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milky nut sauce

A more classy version of describing semen
After rigorous activity he covered my face in milky nut sauce, what a delicacy.
by TurdHearder69 November 17, 2020
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Off Brand Nuts

A term used to describe when somebody has had damage to their testicles and they had to be repaired via an operation.
Stacy: How was your date with Brad last night?
Brittany: We didn't end up doing it cause he just had surgery, he has off brand nuts
Stacy: That sucks
by bagging dog November 25, 2020
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