Gods touch

When you are dropping a deuce at a certain height in which splashes against your ass cheek

Jeff: The toilet water just splashed my ass
Stefanie: it's known as gods touch

by Bakarra December 4, 2014

Gout God

It is a term used to describe some one who is ugly

This boy named gout god is ugly as fuck

by 330 mill October 12, 2020

god

the sky daddy

child: Who's god?
father: Only our ever so holy sky daddy. Make sure to get down on your knees for him and pray every night.

by annoyingcrow March 5, 2022

toke god

A toke god man or woman of absolute class. Lacking the skill or talent to play a real position, these marijuana addicted fellows often play goalie if not bench, if they are a hockey player. As for the toke aspect of these fine individuals, they often use so much weed that they snap group chats looking high as shit, usually be pointed out for their likeness to someone who has recently been crying. Overall these folks generally go to stillwater high school as softmores, are absolute bums.

Wow that girl stank. She must be a Toke God

by GWhammy69 May 31, 2021

Putting words in God’s mouth

Because that isn’t literally what the Bible does....

Hym “If man can’t literally speak with God, how is the Bible/All religious text not putting words in God’s mouth? (Which is something you accused me of doing) I don’t know, give my thing a couple of thousand years... We’ll see what happens...

by Hym Iam November 27, 2022

69 God

Said by Kendrick Lamar in his diss, "not like us.".
The diss was about drake.

69 -- is a sex position

"69 God" means that he is a god in this sex position.

And also relate to his pedophilic rumours

In this verse :
"he a 69 God..." referring to drake

by A ni-g-g-er May 6, 2024

God

God is a loving Father and friend. He wants the best for you and me. God is love and He loves us unconditionally. If you want to be saved and enter a kingdom of paradise when you die, reach out to God and create a relationship with Him.

y/n - "Dear God, I love You and I thank You for all that You do for me. Please make my heart Your home and help me be a light unto this world."
God - "I love you, my good and faithful child."

by Godisalpha April 18, 2022