premature farting

When somebody farts without even knowing it.

Tom: "Did you fart man?"
Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"
Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"
Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"

by Linus365 August 29, 2005

hot fart

A common occurrence for pregnant women in the later trimester: when she believes she is passing gas and unknowingly discharges feces until the heat alerts her to what just happened.

A euphemism for pushing out feces when one believes they are simply passing gas.

Why didn't anyone warn me about the "hot farts" before I chose to get pregnant! I had to throw my underwear away in public, three times this week!

by plflz79 February 23, 2015

Clown Fart

A white kid who is really white farts an then giggles afterwards; Gay fart

Patrick stood up an let out a clown fart, then giggled like a fat dick.

by JR October 29, 2004

suck the farts

term of endearment. an act of worship of the object of your desire. being prepared to do anything to make that person happy

"i love Gill so much I'd suck the farts right out of her arse"

by Bobman UK October 27, 2006

mouse fart

The error most commonly seen on MySpace. This error reads "Sorry! an unexpected error has occurred. This error has been forwarded to MySpace's technical group."

I tried to log in to MySpace, I kept getting the mouse fart.

by Trueborn August 9, 2007

fart water

when you or someone farts around a person drinking water. the water is automatically considered fart water. this is because water evaporates and also gets tainted by the air. the water is usually not always no less good.

*person A farts and contaminates the surrounding air with their gas*
*person B takes a drink of water with their mouth wide open*
*person A says: "haha you just drank fart water!! HAHAHA"*
*person B swallows carelessly"

by the scene queen September 10, 2009

mullet fart

a double whammy!! not only does this person rock a wicked mullet, but also has the power to clear a room with his wicked gaseous fumes.

check out homey over there....launchin bombs while stylin his mullet perm.

by rock July 19, 2004