Wedding Cake Surprise

The act of creating an impression of a penis in to a wedding cake or penetrating said wedding cake with a phallice.

Dude, while Dave was giving his best mans speech I totally gave the bride and groom a wedding cake surprise.

by cockbandit1869 July 7, 2011

cake

what everything in the universe is scientifically proven to be made out of

quick science lesson: you are cake

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 18, 2020

Beef Cake

Beef Cake is a guy who is 6+ft tall and has a huge cock, and is ripped

- Hey look overthere that domdom guy looks like a fucking retard, but his friend is a total beef cake i love it

by Loveniggers February 3, 2018

Caked

When a nigga gets baked or, "roasted" so badly that he has become caked. In most cases, the individual getting caked will be forced to contemplate their existence.

Hey, did you just hear how badly that guy got roasted? That nigga got caked.

by Tyrell Boolinson January 19, 2018

Cake

Cake does not mean someone with a large butt, okay? If you think that's what it means then I'm guessing you've never seen a cake. :)

Anyways here's the definition

A combination of eggs, milk or water, canola oil or vegetable oil, and flour then put into the baked in the oven at any temperature and time.

Hey, we should be nice for a change and bake our parents a cake!

by AleahUrbinDefine June 17, 2018

Cake Popping

When a couple is having sex doggy style and the male partner proceeds to anal sex while randomly thrusting up and using his hand to “pop” his penis out of the anus before reinserting it.

I had my girl bent over last night and that ass was juice so I started cake popping it.

by CakePopper24 April 25, 2024

Butthole Cake

Butthole Cake occurs when a person does not fully wipe their ass. The feces then dry up, and will begin to flake off in tiny chunks after a couple of hours, kind of like a crumb cake.

I really should have took the time to wipe until it’s white. I have a severe case of butthole cake right now.

by Josh chase April 29, 2024