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Party dog

When naked spooning after sex and you fart on his penis.
“I tried to hold my fart in all night so I didn’t give him a party dog”
by ELewis October 28, 2017
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nad-dog

v. To break up with a girl while you're still inside of her.

(conjugation: -ed, -ing)

origin: C. NadDogs, summer '07
Guy #1: Dude, you still with Janet?

Guy #2: Nah man- I nad-dogged her last night. I'm a free man now.
by Sraes Nave February 18, 2009
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dog on a raft

NOUN
Cuisine:

A single, microwaved hotdog (the "dog") served on a single slice of buttered toast (the "raft")

A "dog on a raft with a oar" is the above served with a deli-sliced pickle.
"Lorraine and I blew off Spago and shared a dog on a raft in the kitchen."
by Neil Ogism April 14, 2010
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Dog Hoe

When your dog wont stop humping shit
Why is your dog humping that toy?
Oh, she's just a dog hoe.
by I have a dog hoe June 11, 2018
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Blame it on the dog

When one defecates in a public area and when confronted blames the dog.
When Jackson shit in Devons pond he used the 'blame it on the dog' technique.
by taboo fat cat June 17, 2011
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Soap Dog

Being VERY VERY overweight. While being someone who coaches the best football team in the land.
Paul is a Soap Dog and he cant walk down the football field without a oxygen mask.
by Barc October 3, 2007
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Neanderthal Dog

A man who cannot be responsible enough to keep his privates in his pants, and habitually thinks of only eating, sex, drinking, partying, sex, sports, sex, sleeping, sex, women, sex, and truly believes everything and everyone else is beneath him, and his needs/wants.

A man doesn't necessarily have to be sleeping around with others, but can be sexually demanding, and even sexually abusive to his significant other. Sex dominates every day of his relationships. Irresponsible, and inappropriate behaviors are common. Self induced thoughts of indiscretions from his significant other, and acting upon those self induced thoughts, against a partners will.

A man that gives into all his issues whether they are dangerous to him, or others, and either see's no issues with the behavior, or does see the issues, but refuses to acknowledge his weakness's and seek help.

A man who will have sex with anything that moves.
Someone who is self centered enough to ignore everything and anything except for their own needs, and wants. Who either refuses, or actually can not see how their thinking and actions is destroying the other people in their lives.

Someone who will have sex with anything, or/ and anyone without thought of consequence. And because this man thinks, breathes, and see things in that way, they are considered a Neanderthal Dog. A unfeeling, unthinking, non-understanding, non-caring individual, who will "rut" with anything that moves...thus a dog. Neanderthal Dog.
by SeeTooMuchOfIt November 6, 2011
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