Monkey-Dance

An awkward uncoordinated "dance" performed with a white guy and a super hot celebrity singer.

What are you doing? Don't you know how to dance? You're doing a monkey-dance.

by anarsh March 12, 2009

Cave monkey

Somone who's just so hairy that they look like a monkey that's just been growing more hair and nothing else

Steven-yo Vinniewhere's my 5 bucks?

Vinnie-Ah shut up ya goddamn cave monkey!

by Vinnie5o January 10, 2012

cunt monkey

A word that is often used merely as a general insult, with no actual meaning. Many people find this to be a safer alternative to the porch monkey. (Always keep in mind, just because you may be "taking a word/phrase back," does NOT mean that everyone else thinks the same. This is especially true with racial slurs.)

"Shut up, you little cunt monkey"

by Gabe Unick January 19, 2008

Cunt Monkey

A phrase used when you are annoyed, a miner term if you are frustrated.

If you scuffed a football shot you would say 'cunt monkey!!' in frustration
and anger

by Robert Stevensonn April 26, 2006

monkey in a bush

a Gay fag or a person that looks like a fag....

Tom: I met this guy today

Swan: O.K. i tel you you a Monkey in a bush

by azula August 25, 2006

Sock Monkey

The act of stuff a banana inside of a Vagina, then peeling and eating it while still inside.

I love eating my girlfriends sock monkey every night.

by slevin87 November 15, 2010

Monkey Wrench

When a woman or a man inserts their right index finger into a male or females "crasha" (Look up crasha")

Person 1: "Mc Jacko just monkey wrenched the shit outta Steve!"
Person 2: He ain't gonna be doin' no sittin' or bench pressin' tonite baby.

by themilkmansrat69 January 14, 2009