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pull a donald trump

to be a hypocrite; or, to be a two-faced piece of shit
by bluegoddess July 24, 2016
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Trump-Pence Dilemma

When the only solution to a problem creates a greater problem.
A: We have to impeach Trump, he can't stay in office!
B: But then you get Pence, and he's even worse.

A: I really need to get rid of these insects that destroy my crops, but if I spray the field the entire harvest would be wasted.
B: Man, that's a real Trump-Pence dilemma you have there.
by Azshara October 5, 2020
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Joe B Trump

He is Trump's and Biden's half brother. He is the president of Mars and refuses to leave it. He has all of the vaccines for covid there.
Joe Biden: Man, that Joe guy amirite? Always getting high off those vaccines.

Donald Trump: Joe B Trump is a lizard because of those damn vaccines.
by KillerXsurvivorXBOX360 January 19, 2021
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Deranged Trump Supporter

A person who is suffering with DTS, also known as Deranged tRump Syndrome, possibly due to brain atrophy or just run-of-the-mill poor judgment.
The sad sack of a person I spoke with at the post office yesterday was clearly a Deranged Trump Supporter because he was desperately trying to articulate at least one example of something 45 had done well for the U.S. and he was wearing one of those pathetic red Make America Gag Again caps.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023
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Pulling an Eric Trump

To make an egregiously untrue statement about oneself as though it were fact.
Person A: I have a 75 inch cock.
Person B: I fart actual gold.
Person C: “I wake up at 4:30 in the morning every single morning. I say the Pledge of Allegiance’ to my 5 year old and my 3 year old. Then I say the Lord’s Prayer, then I say 2 other family prayers. That’s how I live a clean, positive life.”

Person D: "All 3 of y'all are pulling an Eric Trump. But especially you, Person C."
by UhDoubleUpUhUh December 11, 2022
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Trump Bowel Syndrome

Trump Bowel Syndrome (TBS) is a disorder that affects the large intestine. Victims of this disorder, upon seeing the president, are known to “lose their shit”.

Sufferers may also be distressed if the president walks, talks, sits, stands, or breathes.

Sadly, many victims of TBS seem to be proud of their disorder and often “lose their shit” in public.

These unfortunate events lead some researchers to believe that TBS also affects the prefrontal cortex

(An area of the brain believed to be responsible for decision making, and moderating social behavior).

There is hope for the sufferer:

Largely viewers of FOX, Epoch Times, and One America News appear to be immune.

The vast majority of victims seem to imbibe liberal propaganda. Experts suggest that suffers wean themselves off of this type of media.
Whats going on! Does that guy have rabies? No he has Trump Bowel Syndrome.
by Unpopular Truth April 21, 2020
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Go Trump Yourself!

When your real competion is yourself.....
GO TRUMP YOURSELF!!!!

As is trump, to trimuph over.
by King Zero owner of da Universe September 23, 2023
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