tortinos pizza rolls

the best thing on earth

CONSUME THE TORTINOS PIZZA ROLLS JOHN BRING ME MY LASAGNA JOHN

by EHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE January 23, 2021

Full Roll Wipe

An occurrence in which one's fecal residue, left on the exterior of the anus, is so messy that one must use almost all of the toilet paper, or close to all of it, whilst still on the toilet.

It can also be known as Whole Roll Wipe.

Man, I just took a nasty dump. I needed to do the Full Roll Wipe to clean it up!

by Movie Nyucka November 7, 2013

rolling bolt

rolling bolt is a technique that obese people use to defend themselves from thin people, they lay down on the ground and roll as fast as they can. They use their precious fat rolls to squish thinnies.

karen: omg look at that thinnie giving us obese queens that look
london: omg you're right! shes going to be a victim of my rolling bolt

by karenlondon December 24, 2021

Rolled

Getting absolutely stepped on in any event during track in field. Or just looking rolled as hell 💔

Girl #1 “Oh my gosh girl he’s so fine what are his times??”

Girl #2 “Girl he’s really slow he came in last in the 100, he’s absolutely rolled”

by JJ2k24 May 21, 2025

Toilet Roll Test

The toilet roll test is at first a test of girth on an erect penis. If it's loose you'd best hope it comes out the other end to compensate

Blythe; So are you going to take him home from the bar? Gayle; Yes during the toilet roll test his erection bust open the toilet roll

by Gaybo_Spots November 20, 2023

Roll Neck

foreskin

Can be used in conjunction with adjusting as in "I'm going to adjust my roll neck" (i.e. masturbate).

by Jim Bart October 16, 2008

Rolled

1) When someone in a race is slow
2) When you beat someone in a race

1) Dude how did you lose that race you are absolutely rolled
2) Girl you just rolled all of those people

by TrackxStar May 8, 2023