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Gym Rat

The Gym Rat is someone (usually a guy) who goes to the gym at least 30 to 90 minutes a day for 2 or 3 times a week. Rest days too. Good food is important. Protein.

There are levels to buffness.

Level 0: String Bean! They usually either look like shaggy or look kind of chubby and can't lift much. You get gym equipment and join a gym.

Level 1: Swole! Swole is usually reached after 1 to 1.5 years. The muscles are noticeable. The progress is showing. You drink more water and Gatorade. You drink protein shakes before workout. Some of the THICC girls start noticing.

Level 2: Ripped! Ripped can be achieved in 3 to 5 years. Ripped is larger than swole. The muscles start to look even larger. You start to lift even heavier. Even more THICC girls start noticing.

Level 3: Jacked! Jacked can be achieved in 10 to 20 years of consistently going to the gym 30 to 120+ minutes. You look even more buff and people start to notice. Even more THICC girls start noticing.

Level 4: Shredded! Shredded takes 15 to 30+ years to achieve. It's when you're highly muscular. You workout even more. Even more THICC girls notice.

Level 5: Absolute unit! Absolute unit takes anywhere from 25 to 50+ years. You reached the maximum! You're mega-buff. And all the THICC girls start noticing. You reached MAXIMUM GYM RAT! YOU ACTUALLY START GLOWING AND ROCKS AND PEBBLES START LIFTING AND IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE DRAGON BALL Z!
Gym Rat: Holy crap! I'm Shredded. But I want more! I want to be an absolute unit!

*lifts and becomes absolute unit.

Vegeta: His Power level is OVER NINE THOUSAND!
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Bush rat

someone that just annoys you
Joanna: are you nigerian
her boyfriend: I aint no nigerian bush rat
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Romford Rat

A person from Romford, Essex who looks like a rat.
Person A: Oh, you know Harry is from Romford!
Person B: I always knew he was a Romford Rat.
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rancid rats

When she sucks you’re dick and chokes on your dick cheese
No way you did the Rancid Rats

ya bro she low key died

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Rat King

A rat king is also known as the male human species with the name Austin Aplas. This species also has a rat queen girlfriend names Isabella
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rats when they see a kfc deep fryer

1: rats when they see a kfc deep fryer

2: what are you talking about

1: rat
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shrimp rat

When someone is super small and ugly, they look like a small rat
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