a simp for john d

the guy everyone simps over, even your boyfriend

Chris: WOW I have a girlfriend but I'm a simp for John D

by paroledefinito November 28, 2020

Austin John Rahmann

A free spirited individual that suffers from autism and never hops on the game. He enjoys music and festivals and old Pontiac’s as well as being a firefighter, dude loves drinking heavily and poking people on their noses while drunk and shits without clothes on. Ask him to hop on whenever, he’ll hop on 10 minutes before bed. This dude is IMPOSSILE to get on the game because he’s always sleeping or drinking or laying mad pipe on his boyfriend Parker

“Yo dude when is Austin John Rahmann hopping on the game”

“Never, he’s Austin John Rahmann.”

by Kittiefucker6000 October 6, 2025

John

John is an overall attractive guy. He's funny, a little weird in a cute way and easy to talk to. John will sweep you up off your feet with his looks and personality, but don't be fooled John actually doesn't care about anyone but himself. He will play with your emotions to make u think he likes you back when in reality he is just horny. He will always have his eye on that one girl that will always be better than you but will never be with John. When you try and talk to John about serious things he will shut down and not know how to act because man hoes don't have real feelings. He is also not very honest. He will lie about stupid things that don't matter just so he is NEVER in the wrong. He can not own up to his wrongdoings to save his life. I would not recommend being with John because he will most likely cheat on you and/or break your heart.

Person 1:What's the guy's name that cheated on you and used you?
Person 2: Its John.

by Georgia Girl April 16, 2020

John

A boy who wants a girl that’s not for him. John usually goes after the wrong girl , the girl who’s over him. He often fumbles his chances with the girl that actually cares and wants him.

John a boy who often goes for the wrong girl.

by Doesn’tthetruthhurtbae? November 19, 2023

John Sadly is still the only guy in London

There is only one guy in London his name is John

John Sadly is still the only guy in London

by potvaliant cloud June 25, 2024

john lee

Version 1: A musical artist.

Version 2: The Geo archon's vessel from the popular gacha game, Genshin Impact.

1: John Lee's songs are so good!

2: John Lee simping.

by kaewa simp June 27, 2021

john ross robertson ps

a school in toronto where all the rich white kids go. all the boys are short asf, and most are usually loud and annoying. all the girls have the newest iphones, even the kids in 1st grade cuz their rich asf

kid: hey what school do you go to?

kid 2: john ross robertson ps

kid 1: damn i feel bad for u

by uglybitch69 January 31, 2023