air job 

When the blowing of hot air from a oral cavity results in the recipient of the "air job" to temporarily loose feeling in his testicles ergo blue balls.

Last night at the park, I paid some broad eight bucks to blow me and all I got was an air job. Now I have blue balls so bad I can't walk!

air job by The Moonman June 19, 2009

Gem Job 

Is when you ask for your check at a restaurant and the server climbs up on your table and spells out your total with her feces

I went to a place in the poconos and this waitress shit on my table,, oh shit son, you got a gem job kid,, damnnnnnnn boooyeeee!

Gem Job by bonerjoe March 10, 2010

rim job 

A short, fat, rugby player who, dispite his looks, always gets past, the more slim, faster players.

Rim job scored another fuckin tri?

rim job by Ben Dover Man March 27, 2008

rim job 

when you put your leg behind your head someone licks your asshole

jimmy gave me a rim job but my legs poped out of place

rim job by Anonymous July 26, 2003

rim job 

the act of wiping ones anal juice on the rim of someones drink container.

Friend 1: Shhhh, dont look but i just gave jennys beer a rim job!

Friend 2: Awww dude i was going to try and get on some of that!

Friend 1: Well, make sure she brushes her teeth first.

rim job by barkingmonkeye July 25, 2007

Bro Job 

Totally hooking up your Bro, especially in a work situation. Particularly relevant for restaurant employees, as they are most prone to offensive language and insider lingo.

"Hey, I cut onions for you."

"Thanks for the total bro job!"

Bro Job by Steve McGuinn October 21, 2011

forensic job hunting 

to dig deep into previous jobs & career history and find potential new sources of jobs with prior work associates

I haven't seen Bob in 10 years; but my forensic job hunting skills have tracked him down and he's now working with the government in a senior management role, maybe he has a job for me?

forensic job hunting by One Big Man April 3, 2009