Note to Urban dictionary users 

Please. Stop putting in random definitions... We don't need BATIM hate, more names or a literary version of Pornhub.

This note is very true and there is good reason your definitions aren't getting through. This is my Note to Urban Dictionary users.

Note to Urban dictionary users by SkeletonGuy November 13, 2018

Rejected On Urban Dictionary 

Congratulations, you got rejected. You put in your great effort and failed. You're filled with outrage. You go on to voting and decline everything to make people feel your pain. You're still angry. You post definitions of Urban Dictionary Voting and say it's crap. You're still cross. You post something on twitter. No effect. You go on a chat room. You tell everyone how shit urban dictionary is. They all agree after hearing your speeches. You rise up. Mosin Nagants in hand, you and your comrades march on the HQ. In a storm of blood and fire you get in and change the website. There is no more rejection in urban dictionary.

2 weeks later

Urban Dictionary loses all quality. People post their names and people believe Kayla is sweet and not a piece of hellspawn. 69 jokes get past the censors more easily. People give up en masse and urban dictionary dies. You head back to make a final change. You re-enable rejections. A sudden spike of quality is seen, and balance is returned.

Jack got rejected on urban dictionary.

He picked up a gun and went to an orphanage and we haven't seen him since.

Rejected On Urban Dictionary by Unfunny blight April 22, 2020

Dates on urban dictionary

When people put their birth date on Urban Dictionary and say a bunch of kind stuff about people born on that day.

Example of Dates on urban dictionary

People who were born on April 8th are the most kindhearted, sexy, and amazing people on the planet. They are amazing in bed and make a good boyfriend/girlfriend.

Dates on urban dictionary by BigSmoke40 November 30, 2020

Yaseen Yaseen Urban Dictionary

The hottest guy youll ever meet
Loves either start with S,A,L

Loves of either start with S and ends with a ,A and ends with a ,L and ends with a
Yaseen Yaseen Urban Dictionary

Yaseen Yaseen Urban Dictionary by Urban.Dictionary.Official.Onli March 22, 2023

why is the urban dictionary mug so expensive 

Because nobody was gonna buy them anyway might as well make a lot off the people that do

Person 1“Why is the urban dictionary mug so expensive”
Person 2“Idk did you wanna buy one?”
Person1“No..”

why is the urban dictionary mug so expensive by Yourjustsoobsessed May 17, 2023

trying to outsmart the Urban Dictionary

When someone trys to outsmart the Urban Dictionary it usually ends in failure. People commonly just mash things on their keyboard and look it up to try and see if it has no results. Little did they know I just looked for a definition of this and I won this little game.

Try again, coward.

"I was trying to outsmart the Urban Dictionary and failed :<"

trying to outsmart the Urban Dictionary by GOOBER LOVER June 6, 2023

What word isnt in the urban dictionary 

not this one. this one is. So is that. and all of these.

How do you like that? It's in there too.

Jimmybob: "Yeah, I wanted to add a word to the urban dictionary, so I searched up 'what word isnt in the urban dictionary', but some dinglehopper put that in there too."

Bobjimmy: bruh

What word isnt in the urban dictionary by master_of_the_house October 7, 2020