Simp

S.uper
I.ntelligent

M.inecraft
P.layer

He’s such a simp

by Lucarse March 17, 2021

Simp

Mason Levi

The Johnson girls:"We hate this simp"

by Anna Hood May 2, 2020

Simp

A guy who tryna flirt with every girl on discord.

Please be aware of a guy named Anny if you are on discord, mf is a Simp lord.

by Many September 5, 2021

Simp

Brendan Rumsey

Oh that guys is such a fucking simp

by Peterford_1989 February 18, 2020

simp

dudes that idolize a girl that they will never make a move on due to their abnormally small penis

michael exuded big simp energy when he was too pussy to text claudia.

by ccd1999 December 18, 2019

simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold March 23, 2024

Simp

Someone who really, really, REALLY, likes someone. It might be weird, it might be strange, but... No, it's totally weird. I don't blame you for feeling uncomfortable if someone 'simps' on you.

There are also squirrels in my pants.

Person one: Do you like or simp for her?
Person two: Simp-
Person one: Please stay away from me

by RoseIsANinja November 18, 2020