Kroger's shitty knock-off Aldi, but you don't actually save any money. Everyone still leaves their carts in the parking lot and all the staff are still treated like shit. Also, there's a 50% chance someone is smoking meth in the bathroom.
Tyler: Wanna go to Ruler Foods?
Amanda: Fuck no, I don't want to pay for my own fucking bags like some hippie
Amanda: Fuck no, I don't want to pay for my own fucking bags like some hippie
by BUY THE NERCH! March 5, 2025
Get the Ruler Foods mug.Hym "I don't have rules... Wait! I have THREE rules! What were my rules again? 🤔 Hmm... I don't remember. Wait! I remember one! I am the exception to all rules!"
by Hym Iam March 21, 2025
Get the Rules mug.When something is "cucked" really hard with annoying rulesets, like it has a lot of either bullshit or overly sensitive set of rules
Though in the end it can still be applied as sarcasm against rules that don't affect anything really
Though in the end it can still be applied as sarcasm against rules that don't affect anything really
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Bob: I can't even criticize people anymore without it being flagged automatically as harassment and removed.. Rulecucked
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Root: Also images must be under 2MB
Anonymous: rulecucked to death
Bob: I can't even criticize people anymore without it being flagged automatically as harassment and removed.. Rulecucked
Scene2:
Root: Also images must be under 2MB
Anonymous: rulecucked to death
by iwanttobeanonymousagainsadface April 18, 2025
Get the Rulecucked mug.The ultimate sucker punch in the Polymarket arena, where you, a brave crypto gambler, meticulously read the rules like a scholar decoding ancient texts, place your bet on something like “Will a UFO land in Vegas by Friday?” and feel like a genius. But then—plot twist!—the Polymarket overlords drop a sneaky “clarification” after the fact, or some slick gamblers with law degrees spin the rules like a DJ spinning tracks, turning “UFO” into “a drone some dude flew over a casino.” Suddenly, your airtight bet resolves in the most bonkers way possible because, apparently, “landing” meant “hovering for 0.2 seconds” or some other nonsense. Gamblers with skin in the game will wield any argument—logic, vibes, or straight-up wizardry—to tilt the outcome their way, leaving you, the rulescuck, staring at your empty wallet, muttering, “But the rules said…” as the market laughs in your face. Pro tip: on Polymarket, the only sure bet is that the rules might pull a Houdini on you.
"Hey, did you see that market on polymarket dude about that submarine that went searching for the titanic? It's going to be a rulescuck for sure."
"Yeah dude, this will go to UMA court then the whales will scam this market again for sure."
"Yeah dude, this will go to UMA court then the whales will scam this market again for sure."
by polytrader April 28, 2025
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A person who makes rules typically for children then out of whatever reason undermine or weaken the point or consequences of the rule they create
by Miknikel September 29, 2025
Get the Ruleaken mug.Rules Sealed All Fates” is related to a school-project game or ARG. It means all the players’ fates are sealed by the rules, but the truth is that this sentence is hiding a name if you merge the first letter of each word.
by Leetgamemaster November 26, 2025
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