hung like planet pluto

Would still cause massive damage if it crashed into Ur-anus.

You made fun of my cock and said I was hung like planet pluto. Then I crashed into Ur-anus and you need a brown boy time out.

by Poop Shoot Nation September 28, 2006

Im on it like a rat on a cheeto

rats love cheetos man.......I said, Im on it like a rat on cheeto man.

Done with that project yet?
Man..... Im on it like a rat on a cheeto! .....

by scottytoohottie October 20, 2006

crizzazy like martin scorsese

ridiculously good or absurd. Crazy like Martin Scorsese. Crizzazy is partly a play of slang and also has additional syllables to make it rhyme more smoothly. Martin Scorsese is one of the best directors to have worked in film and absurdity is tied to his name because while he is one of the best, he does not have a oscar.

Person 1: Dude, I was ready for that test but it was all trick questions.
Person 2: That's crizzazy like martin scorsese

by rockthejordan July 8, 2006

younger like Benjamin Button

A phrase used when something will make you look and/or feel younger, referencing the movie Benjamin Button.

Duder 1: "Ok, check this rhyme. I'm a pussy fiend, you can call me a glutton. Fuck you so good you'll get younger like Benjamin Button. Got my penis"

Duder 2: "Ha ha ha ha. Keep going!"

Duder 1: "My penis got a nickname it's the fountain of youth."

by westfalia February 4, 2010

Fuck like Prairie Voles

To engage in constant sexual activity within a committed, monogamous romantic relationship.

"So, you and Sarah have been seeing each other for a while now. Have you gotten any?"
"Oh, yeah. We fuck like Prairie Voles."

by Yodafan December 25, 2009

Face like a painter's lunchbox

When you go off over a girl's face.

Alright helms, what'd you get up to last week?

I met that girl Clare and gave her a face like a painter's lunchbox.

by Roger Ribs September 26, 2009

Looking Like Bae (LLB)

Someone who looks so good you'd consider wifing/hubbing them up.

Someone who's looking mad good got you in your feelings

Someone who's fly as fuck
Someone who looks really good

Looking Like Bae (LLB) :

Mmmph he's so fine he's (LLB) Looking Like Bae.

Dang man that girl over there is (LLB)Looking Like Bae.

by FTMTBEAR June 13, 2015