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Unicorn Kisses 

When two people softly rub their foreheads together as a sign of affection. Similar to Eskimo Kisses (nose) or Butterfly Kisses (eyelashes).
The dildos strapped boldly upon their chests slapped against each other hypnotically in rhythm to the awesome music stylings of Collins Era Genesis while they gently gave each other unicorn kisses.
Unicorn Kisses by Aunt Gemima August 16, 2014
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taco flavored kisses 

The act of offering kisses with the distinctive hint of taco flavoring for "my Ben".
Taco flavored kisses kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiises for my Ben.

Taco, taco. Burrito.

Sun kissed lothario

Usually a man who spends his time oiling himself and making harrowing comments to young ladies. Thinks a lot of himself and likes to wear shirts with the buttons undone. Also wears sun glasses on head and always look like he is pondering what to say to his next victim.
Look at that pervert, what a Sun Kissed Lothario

David Hasslehof is a Sun Kissed Lothario
Sun kissed lothario by Timio June 11, 2006
gee wiz, i wish i could lose my kissginity, then i wouldn't be a kissgin!

Boob Kissinger

Henry Kissinger with large, succulent breasts.
I dont' know. Ask the Boob Kissinger
Boob Kissinger by Dynomoose January 24, 2010

Starfish Kisses 

The act of rubbing your butthole on someone else's buttonhole (anal scissoring)
Have you ever given someone Starfish Kisses? It's the second most intimate thing next to penetration.

Kissinger 

Kissinger, Henry; Politician
Kissinger by KisPol November 20, 2007