Double dated 

A double dated is when you go out with a girl and have sex with her and then a few days later realize she gave you a std she got from her previous date and you realize you been double dated.

It is kinda sad that Will is sick now but, his ass got double dated so I kinda think it's funny but still sad *tries to hide laughter*....

Double dated by saharadryhumor January 11, 2015

double clutch 

2 in the pink
1 in the stink

or, 2 fingers are inserted into the VAGINA, and the other is placed into the ANUS. shortly followed by a dirty sanchez.

i double clutched your girl last night.

double clutch by step March 31, 2004

double d 

also known as DD.
Drug Deal

Alex jus got back from that DD

double d by Baby D. October 6, 2004

double-butt-floss 

The act of which would occure if two creepy, perverted high school students got a hold of a females scarf. The scarf would be straddled by both of the perverts, one holding each end with one hand, then flossing their rectums with the scarf whilst thrusting/dry humping eachother.

Helpless school girl: (bends over)

Saint G: (steals scarf from locker)

Marin: (straddles scarf with Saint G)

Helpless school girl: What the fuck are you doing?

Saint G: what does it look like?

Marin: we are performing the fine art of double-butt-floss

Helpless school girl: well there goes that scarf....

double-butt-floss by Saint G March 12, 2008

Double Header 

The act of eating out a pregnant girl while she is giving birth.

I so wasn't ready for that double header.

Double Header by Morning Thoughts November 30, 2010

double duce 

Forty ounces of liquor.

That double duce Old E got me krunk.

double duce by John Street August 28, 2005

Double Date 

When a male gently rests his testicles between a females breasts.

"Hey where were you last night?"
"Sorry I couldn't make it I was busy doing a Double Date with my girl.

Double Date by cmshinyman November 8, 2020