Facebook fart

When you comment or post on facebook, but misspell or make a grammatical error, delete it, and not post again to avoid annoying your friends.

Friends post: Going to a lil wayne concert!

Comment 1: He suuucks

Facebook fart: He isn't sick, he's I'll

The facebook fart is then quickly deleted and a corrected version is not posted.

by weezy blows me July 17, 2011

Fart Fetishism

A rather sexual fetish in which a very small cabal of goofy disgusting losers with nothing else better to do but watch a woman passing gas over a cake and masturbate to it enthusiastically. So sick and perverted, that even sexologist Dan Savage came out against it in his weekly column.

Danielle:I am into Fart Fetishism so much I have just farted on a cake.

John: Oh, well, it seems like you have a rather strong case of Fart Fetishism.

by Lisa da Boss October 4, 2010

Paint Fart

When you push too hard on an oversaturated paint brush and it produces a sudden wet fart noise

---Did you just anal belch?
-No, it was just a paint fart. It's been gassy since I washed it this morning.

by Bobber4419six4 September 8, 2007

Fart Scratch

That feeling you get when you didnt wipe enough and your crack itches like crazy. When you finally wipe it feels amazing!

Damn dude I got a fart scratch its so itchy

by Lord of fartz December 6, 2018

fart box

The act of clasping both hands together and compressing the air out to make a "fart".

Check out Travis doin' the Fart Box with his hands.

by TDogg052980 September 7, 2013

fart knocker

When you screw a girl in the ass and she has a fart waiting so you are knocking on her fart.

you did her in the ass

ya man it was awesome

w/e your a fart knocker.

by Ryan Daigle April 27, 2008

party farts

When you intenionally fart on someone at a party without them realizing it.

I was dropping major party farts up in there man...all over those prissy beezies.

by Party Master September 11, 2006