School computer

A computer that is comparable to a Lada car: It is slow, most of its features don't work, it takes 10 minutes to start up, but it will never stop working.
If it is a laptop, it is probably some crappy Lenovo ThinkPad with 2gb of ram. If your'e lucky then the school offers BYOD, so you can use your own actually good laptop. If you're not so lucky, it might even be a Chromebook (i wouldn't even call these laptops)
School desktops are slightly better, but only just. Normally they are used until they die one day because no one has cleaned the dust out of it since 2005 and it overheated.

P1: AAARGH this school laptop is trash *throws it for the 10th time this day*
P2: it's a school computer, what do you expect?

by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 16, 2023

Scholastica School

Scholastica School is one of the best English Medium Schools in Dhaka, Bangladesh. Amidst the intense rivalry between the Senior Uttara and Senior Mirpur campuses, it has excelled in academics, sports and extra-curriculars, with having one of the best Model United Nations Team and Debate Team in the Dhaka circuit.

Random Auntie: ''Tumi kon school e poro?''
Me: ''Scholastica.''
Random Auntie: ''Oh Scholastica School?''

by badbuzz November 3, 2021

asheville school

Heaven on earth. 7th best boarding school in the US, probably in the world too. If you go there, meet Eric Min. Only downside? No wifi after 10:00 PM.

Christ School? More like Auschwitz! Go to Asheville School.

by Truckload of Swag December 10, 2016

School Firewall

The reason I can’t go on urban dictionary in school. Seriously, just use school WiFi if you want to get a feel of how frustrating it is to use the internet in China.

The school firewall is a hated existence. It’s similar to the great Chinese firewall.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 21, 2020

school bobby

A person that looks for you when you don’t attend school regularly

The school bobby went looking for Jim after he failed to attend school regularly

by Morgs140593 November 7, 2017

high school

fucking hell

is there need for a explanation for high school is hell on earth

by SUCTION CUP MAN July 7, 2018

got schooled

Getting out done, out smarted, out witted by someone.

"You have tremendous stamina to speak," said Jay Byrd to his wife. The former diplomat just realised she got schooled by husband-absorbing-too-much-diplomacy when she read between the lines to know it wasn't a compliment and he actually said, "You talk too much."

by SonyaSingh July 5, 2017