WindMill

The sexual act of winding up your cock and then releasing it as you cum.

Guy 1: Bro i did the Windmill last night if was like a kinked hose getting unkinked!
Guy 2: Oh yeah thats cool i think.

by Goosd August 19, 2022

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Windowsitter

Person who lives their life just observing the world from inside their home instead of living it.

That guy is such a windowsitter. He never leaves his house and wonders why he's sad.

by Neamtul August 19, 2022

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This is a levitation trick for male magicians that will impress your friends and relatives at parties. It can be performed day or night, indoors or outdoors. The only necessary equipment is your anus and your testicles.

When you feel the urge to fart, gather a crowd and strip completely naked - or at least from the waist down.

Sit down on the floor, place your hands behind your knees, and gently roll backward onto your back, hugging your knees into your chest, taking care to allow your scrotum to hang down naturally over your taint and anus. Try to relax - you want your anus completely covered by your ball bag.

Now, with everyone watching, yell out “WINDFARTIUM LEVIOSA” and release your fart. With practice, you will be able to magically cause your testes to levitate for up to three seconds.

So I did my last trick at that kid’s birthday party, and his parents shorted me ten bucks. I was so pissed. I had made like a hundred balloon animals and the baby goat was a pain in the ass all morning. So I told the kids wait - Poppy the Clown has one more special trick. And I did Windfartium Leviosa right in front of his Republican grandparents.

by Double Happiness September 1, 2022

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