suck switch

Any random piece of hardware, software or even something hidden in firmware or the UI that is easily flipped, and no logical person would expect to force a system to stop working. And yet, it does. Making the system un-suck is usually much harder to find than the aforementioned switch.

"Why does my wifi no longer work? I can still reach it on my phone".
"Oh, there's a little switch on the side of your laptop that shuts it off. A lot of people hit it accidentally".
"Well, that's a suck switch!"

by Glorth2 July 23, 2022

random dick suck

Randomly Sucking another mans dick for zero Reason

What in the random dick suck

by Freckslafooks January 27, 2023

suck my balls

a cute and sassy way of saying “thank you for your input”

Person #1: “wow, that was incredible! maybe more vibrato on that last note.”
Person #2: “suck my balls, i’ll keep that in mind”

by peoneolope March 15, 2023

dunk and suck

The dunk and such is the act of a women picking up and inverting a man so his head is floating above the toilet when which she begins to suck the man’s dick well she repeatedly dunking his head in the toilet.

I heard Martha dunk and sucked William last night at the players ball so hard his head shattered the toilet bowl.

by Theglovedidntfit January 10, 2025

Captain Suck

My OC, who is looking for ways to break da law

Captain Suck sucks, he stole shit from my room

by PhoneGuyYT February 27, 2025

soviet suck

When it’s 1957 and Nikita Sergeyevich Khrushchev orders the mass oral sexual stimulation of all of the USSR’s great comrades. All females are required to recite the whole USSR National Song while preforming the stimulation. After which the man then stands up and pours a full liter of true Russian Vodka on the female.

For example:

Vladimir: Mikhail, did Olga preform the Soviet Suck last night?

Mikhail: Yes comrade, May the CCCP last forever.

Both: For the motherland.

by Красная Ракета February 29, 2020

sucking amazing

Sucking Amazing is what you say in public when its inappropriate to say Fucking Amazing.

Radio Host: I understand that you have backing from 217of your colleagues in the House of Representatives to impeach Trump.
Radio Guest: Yes, it's sucking amazing.

by euphemismo February 20, 2019