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Glitter Tits

A woman whose breasts dont really need the support of a bra as they shine on their own. Like glitter
Heh Glitter Tits hows it going?
by The Two Headed Dog January 19, 2022
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MAGA Tits

A person who acts holier than thou, supports Donald Trump and wears a shirt with MAGA across the chest. May be male of female and spreads false conspiracy theories as if they were fact
Person #1: "Trump is still your president because he won the 2020 election by a landslide. Also, if an apocalypse happens, don't trust the children because they'll gain your trust then kill you and eat you".

Person #2: "Whoa, whoa! Calm down MAGA Tits, Trump lost, and why would children kill and eat you? Wacko!"
by TheBFH March 23, 2024
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may 22nd national tit day

On may 22nd is nation pop a tit for engerland day
Hey is may 22nd national tit day *shows tit*
Thanks * screen shots*
by Hhggj May 22, 2023
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Monkey Tit

1)The hairy aroeola of a japanese monkey.
2)An unshaven Woman with bigger problems than her crabs.
"That girl u woke up with has a really big ass Monkey tit!"
by Jason (aka) STUB July 20, 2004
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tit suspension

Tit suspension is the act of lifting a woman off her feet by ropes which are only wrapped and tied around a woman’s breast, then she is hoisted up off the floor by just her tits! Can be found in the bdsm scene.
My female slave has been taught how to behave much faster by using tit suspension oh her, after just a few minutes of hanging by her tits she behaves so much better!!
by Gerlad69 July 21, 2024
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national show your tits day

hey Ashley its National show your tits day!
Ashley: YAY
by BeansAreStalin43 November 2, 2023
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tit turd

Dumber than the dumbest mutherfucka
by Monty ray October 15, 2022
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