When a popular rapper is released from jail, and all of the other rappers want to make a song with him
Bro, I can't wait 'til Meek Mill gets released from jail. He will totally have the Gucci Mane Effect.
by smoking hot man May 25, 2018
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When a fast food chain brings a certain sandwich back, crime rates skyrocket in inner cities and surrounding areas.
When a fast food chain brings a certain sandwich back, crime rates skyrocket in inner cities and surrounding areas.
Lisa-“hey wanna play another game of basketball?”
Joe-“what?! Hell no, haven’t you heard of the mik krib effect?? Im going home before the sun goes down so i dont get my car jacked”
Joe-“what?! Hell no, haven’t you heard of the mik krib effect?? Im going home before the sun goes down so i dont get my car jacked”
by Ginjah_Ninja May 28, 2018
Get the Mik krib effect mug.Similar to the cheerleader effect, the captain effect occurs when everyone in the group, male or female, is agreeably unattractive, EXCEPT for one individual. That individual is deemed the captain because he or she commands the outer attention of the group, AND is undoubtedly the best looking of the bunch. However, without his or her crew the captain is nothing.
Ex. If you have 4 girls in a group and all of them are the same, except 1 girl is noticeably taller and slimmer, who do you sleep with?
a. 1 of the 3. You have better chances.
b. The 1 exception. She's the captain.
c. All of the above. "The whole is greater than the sum of its parts." –Aristotle
d. None of the above. You've got a computer at home.
"A captain without his crew plays with his ship, alone, by himself, in the middle of the sea, where plenty of fish do NOT exist."
–Creeper at the bar
Ex. If you have 4 girls in a group and all of them are the same, except 1 girl is noticeably taller and slimmer, who do you sleep with?
a. 1 of the 3. You have better chances.
b. The 1 exception. She's the captain.
c. All of the above. "The whole is greater than the sum of its parts." –Aristotle
d. None of the above. You've got a computer at home.
"A captain without his crew plays with his ship, alone, by himself, in the middle of the sea, where plenty of fish do NOT exist."
–Creeper at the bar
Bro 1: You see that girl?
Bro 2: Which one? They're all ugly.
Bro 1: The good-looking one.
Bro 2: She only looks good because everyone else is way uglier than her. It's the captain effect.
Bro 1: Well, I'd still do her.
Bro 2: Well, that's because you have beer goggles.
Bro 2: Which one? They're all ugly.
Bro 1: The good-looking one.
Bro 2: She only looks good because everyone else is way uglier than her. It's the captain effect.
Bro 1: Well, I'd still do her.
Bro 2: Well, that's because you have beer goggles.
by Burt M. September 6, 2017
Get the captain effect mug.A Minecraft player who censors other players when he is proven wrong or disagrees with the topic at hand. Targets individuals who he isn't fond of and strikes, finding any way possible to remove them from his life. A man with a massive ego, feels that because of his higher position he can ditch his old friends and become friends with people in higher places, only to look down upon his old friends and act as though they are toxic and disrespectful when they share jokes and have fun. Worse than feminazi in terms of censorship.
"My friend was exposed to the Teejer Effect, now he doesn't like me because I try and joke around with him."
"Mark Pat-Joe Bill-Dinosaur was banned by the guy caught in the Teejer Effect because he proved the latter wrong."
"Mark Pat-Joe Bill-Dinosaur was banned by the guy caught in the Teejer Effect because he proved the latter wrong."
by DaBrickShaw September 16, 2017
Get the The Teejer Effect mug.When someone makes a really bad joke or pun that completely derails everyone else's train of thought.
Person 1: oh, I've been meaning to tell you something..
Person 2: *interrupts with bad joke*
Person 1: ah, I , ah, wait what was I say, you Blake effected me
Person 2: *interrupts with bad joke*
Person 1: ah, I , ah, wait what was I say, you Blake effected me
by Ahfritzy October 2, 2017
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Just like a terrorist running at you with not a bomb, but a rusty spoon
E.g. You go round a corner expecting someone to jump you, but they are actually lying down in the middle of the hallway
Just like a terrorist running at you with not a bomb, but a rusty spoon
E.g. You go round a corner expecting someone to jump you, but they are actually lying down in the middle of the hallway
Person 1 - "Scared you!"
Person 2 - "You where duct taped to the ceiling, bloody Rusty Spoon Effect"
Person 2 - "You where duct taped to the ceiling, bloody Rusty Spoon Effect"
by AO | Dovahkiin October 12, 2017
Get the Rusty Spoon Effect mug.The act in which a person's umbrella is turned inside out, leaving the affected in a very awkward and self conscious situation.
by Dankspanka' October 13, 2017
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