Schrödingers cake

expression derived from the experiment that consists in putting a child and a comically large cake in the same room. therefore the cake is neither untouched or eaten until we open the door to the room. we have our cake and eat it too

you can’t have your cake and eat it too
following Schrödingers cake, I can

by nickyishere April 3, 2025

Cake

Being to sweet to a boy or girl that it is overbearing and a bit annoying.

Peter told mike he needs to stop being a cake ass.

by Staph-ron May 23, 2018

Day cake

A simple cake or baked treat that is not made for birthdays or special occasions.

E.g. Lemon drizzle, sponge, poppy seed, carrot cake etc.

I baked a day cake for tea this afternoon.

by Lio123 February 9, 2018

Rice Cake

A circular cake made out of hardened rice that preschool teachers shove down your throat. They expect it to make ypu healthy.

EAT RICE CAKE GET MUSCLE

by Rear_End_Eater November 10, 2020

Cake

It could be used in multiple situations

1. Ass
2. The actual dessert
3. Ez (easy)

1. GAH DAM LOOK AT THAT'S GUY'S/GIRL'S CAKE HE/SHE GOT THE WHOLE BAKERY IN THERE

2.- Mom can we eat cake for dinner?

- no stupid you'll get diabetes

3. Man that exam was cake (he still got an F)

by TheWetCheetoPuff May 24, 2023

Pound cake

Used to describe someone that’s likable but pretty air headed.

Eh he’s nice but he’s a bit of a pound cake- sweet but dense.

by Lord Poo Poo August 6, 2020

cake day

another term for birthday

Lina: “Hey Abby, are you gonna wish me a happy cake day?”
Abby: “Happy cake day, lol”

by url0c4lr4t November 30, 2019