blue job 

when a girl sucks you off, and snowballs the cum back into your mouth then you snowball it into her ass.

i.e Blaine is sitting at home with his new girlfriend. She says I'm bored Blaine why don't you do something freaky. Blaine replies "i don't do freaky, i do creepy. As Blaine reaches for his misshapen tapered penis his girlfriend tells him she wants something she's never had. "BITCH I'm gonna give you a fuckin blue job. Blaine jerks off in the corner while looking at a gay porn magazine for hours. Finally he gets that sexually convoluted look in his eyes. Baby take it in your mouth. He forces his load into her wide orifice. She spits it into his mouth, so sultry. He turns her around, raises her ass and heaves the splooge laden load into her ass. That was quite a blue job baby!!!

blue job by DJ Papsmear April 11, 2009

GHOST JOB 

When you chug a whole bottle of anbesol then proceed to give yourself oral sex. It will give the feeling of a stranger giving you oral sex.

Chuck: Im a little worried about Dan.

Jimmy: Why?

Chuck: Well this is the 3rd time this week he has gave himself a ghost job.

Jimmy: Well he gets depressed because all the girls reject him.

Chuck: Depressed or not next time he talks to me with penis breath I'm punching his face clean off.

GHOST JOB by Chuckadile December 26, 2011

rum job 

The act of licking the anus to sexually stimulate a gay male or dirty bitch.

Holy shit rummie gives the best rum jobs north of the Mexican border.

Man I could really go for a triple special rum job right now, I just took a huge douglas.

rum job by Deez Nutz May 5, 2004

cron job 

A colloquial for oral sex, usually the male recipient version. Metaphorically referring to the penis as "cron", LOLSpeak for a cob of corn.

"Dood - she set me up an awesome cron job last night!"

cron job by iamthefury February 25, 2009

panit job

to have oral sex with a male and for him to cum over you and panit you white then let it dry and him suck it off

bruv that gal let me do a her a panit job she got wet through the whole thing

panit job by toby4664 January 13, 2009

RILM job 

1. A job for $13/hr. that requires keying new entries into the RILM database and classifying each entry according to general topic, checking each bibliographic detail for accuracy and consistency, ensuring adherence to RILM’s bibliographic and style rules, editing abstracts according to RILM style, verfying new entries against the RILM database and other bibliographic sources, proofreading and other office duties as needed.

2. Mind-numbing work that takes you away from your dissertation.

Arnold: Hey, I hear RILM is hiring. Wanna apply?

Igor: Nah. I'd rather work in Dunkin' Donuts and get some dissertation work done than fry my brain every day for the next five years by giving RILM jobs.

RILM job by Ernie Krenek May 6, 2009

Flow Job 

the act of whistling on someones anus

in a heated moment of sexual passion, while my girlfriend was bent over in front of me, I whistled on her anus and gave her a flow job

Flow Job by shasher October 20, 2009