My life is in the hands of an idiot

No, no, no, no, no, no. Two idiots.

“My life is in the hands of an idiot.”
“No, no, no, no, no, no. Two idiots.”

by Dordobolong March 30, 2021

Shake Hands with an Old Friend

Urinate, male version.

Excuse me for a few minutes, I have to go shake hands with an old friend.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

National hold hands months

You have to hold hands for two months october till december no matter you are single or taken

Hey its National hold hands months let me hold you’re hand.

by The guy who creates October 16, 2019

National Hold Hands Day

On October 25, It is a day where you hold you crush or bf/gf hand

“Omg it’s national hold hands day with your crush or bf/gf “

by Peppaaa October 24, 2019

Spicy Tuna Hand Roll

Dipping your fingers in hot sauce then proceeding to finger blast your partner in a circular motion

Hey babe I just bought some new hot sauce do you wanna try the spicy tuna hand roll

by Tresdipshits July 17, 2022

my ass in my hands

When you’re in a bad situation.

So I was at the gas station right, and a dude points a gun at me and tell me to give me everything you got now! Now i’m standing there with my ass in my hands and all i’m trying to do is buy my shit and leave.

by joewal June 21, 2022

Georgia Girl Hand-Job

A Georgia Girl Hand-Job is when a girl who does not know how to give a hand job, plays rock, paper, scissors with a penis. Usually this jostles the balls and causes extreme pleasure and pain. The female will most likely win. The male will usually slap her with his penis afterwards and call her a harlot because she is bad at giving handjobs.

Dude 1-Oh my gosh, last night this chick game me a Georgia Girl Hand-Job
Dude 2- No way bro, is your junk allright?
Dude 1- Not really, she won.

by Linda has a penis on her leg October 2, 2011