god punting

God punting is essentially a lazy technique religious people use to answer questions. Instead of giving you a solid & factual answer, they chalk it up to "God's doing" or "God's work." It's also used frequently by parents who can't be bothered to do a Google search or open a book, so they tell their curious children (who ask brilliant questions) that "God did it" or "God created that."

Little Bobby- "Dad, why do the stars twinkle?"

Dad- "Because God makes them twinkle. Now run along & let Dad watch his football game."

Little Bobby- "Dad, are you God punting me?"

by BathHouseBecky September 28, 2017

wrath of god

The Result of pissing off a women of any sort, especially one that is pregnant, menstruating, or finding her man has been unfaithful.

"oh shit girl, you went wrath of god on him didn't you?"

by tiitansilver January 5, 2016

The gods of gods

The gods of gods

The gods of gods

by Yer not that boi November 7, 2019

The Rap God

Some soundcloud rapper that thinks he's all that

John: 'Have you ever heard of 'The Rap God' on soundcloud?'

Anyone: 'No'

by Teddy Bund January 30, 2023

god

the sky daddy

child: Who's god?
father: Only our ever so holy sky daddy. Make sure to get down on your knees for him and pray every night.

by annoyingcrow March 5, 2022

Holy god macha chad

a holy god macha chad is even a better than a giga chad because even if he/she does something like furry porn the father will never get the milk

Mike: hey see that holy god macha chad luke: yea what about him? Mike: i heard he did furry porn did still the father never left! Luke: wow...

by Bing Bong dictionary September 18, 2022

God

The creator of all men and we on. A god that believers believe in. Someone who is powerful of all things. Someone who sticks with you for life and who is better than a friend.

God is the best man alive. He helped me get through my presentation.

by Aubrey ajackson February 22, 2021