When your butt is pressed up against someone else in bed, and you prairie-dog a turd against their skin.
I now hesitate to spoon naked with my girlfriend, after she surprised me with a Hershey’s Kiss in the middle of the night.
by Fil Qwasny May 01, 2022
by AnonyEx April 13, 2024
by kissmethruthephone6789998212 June 10, 2014
A bunch of kisses given in rapid succession. Usually given to small children or pets in your immediate family.
by echoAwoo June 24, 2023
by demondle July 05, 2019
A colloquialism for bedding a particularly unattractive person just for the sake of getting your boy/ Girl Scout badge( in other words, to check that off your list of regrets.). The origins come from the practice of tourists who make a pilgrimage to Blarney castle in Ireland so they can wait in a ridiculously long line, to then hang over the side of the castle to kiss the Blarney Stone in the hope it will bring good luck. Or, Simply to be able to say they have done it.
The inference is that the pursuit is a waste of time and energy, and, could result in herpes for your idiotic pursuit!
The inference is that the pursuit is a waste of time and energy, and, could result in herpes for your idiotic pursuit!
1.) person #1: Marco must be really desperate, or really bored.
Person #2: why do you say that?
Person #1: because he’s “kissing the Blarney Stone” with that wildebeest taking up 2 stools at the end of the bar!
Person #2: wow! He needs help!
Person #1: you’re right! I’ll lend him a condom!
Person #2: why do you say that?
Person #1: because he’s “kissing the Blarney Stone” with that wildebeest taking up 2 stools at the end of the bar!
Person #2: wow! He needs help!
Person #1: you’re right! I’ll lend him a condom!
by Mynameisntshmuley January 04, 2021
Similar to Poseidon's kiss except that you pissed in the water beforehand, so now the piss-infused water splashes up and touches your arse
by Al sha3er January 09, 2025