cake and stare

An agonizingly awkward office based leaving do for a colleague, where someone has bought cake to try and give everyone something to talk about.

Oh God, we've got to go to Gary's cake and stare. He's done nothing, we'll have nothing to say - but at least there will be cake.

by JedBadley May 25, 2021

dave cakes

cutie know everything and everyone the best person in the world and should be treated like a god he also gets al the bitches (mostly guys tho)

person 1: dave cakes is so hot everytime i see him i faint

person 2: ikr

by daves cakes lover August 26, 2022

cake

Cake, "Fruity", Gay, "Fruitcake"

daniel: Damn, bro you looking fine today
josh: Bro, you're a cake.

by dragonberries721 October 30, 2021

Cake

A ghetto nick-name that a Cuban guy calls his girlfriend.

Jake; You have a girlfriend?
Jeremy; Yeah I call her Cake
Jake; Ew why?
Jeremy; Because shes moist and whenever I see her I want to eat her.

Jake; Wtf bro..

by nonyabiss January 10, 2013

cake

A set of beer, specifically 5 beers and all being from a different brand or style

I grabbed a cake of brews for the NFL game tonight

by Goldenfry March 22, 2021

Cake

When a set of beer is equal to 5 and each one is a different brand or brewer

I grabbed a cake of beer to try tonight

by Goldenfry March 22, 2021

Cake

A girl with a fucking good ass you wanna have very good sex intercourse with

Jeffy: DAMN THAT GIRL GOTTA GOOD CAKE

Girl: wanna fuck

Jeffy: Right now

by ThatBigDick45 February 21, 2019