Cleveland Screamer

When she's expecting the guy to give her a Cleveland Steamer on her chest, but instead he shits in her mouth and covers it with his hand so she can't spit it out

"So she asked me if I could give her a Cleveland Steamer, and being the type to exceed expectations, I turned it up a notch and let her have the Cleveland Screamer!"

by Steven P. French July 30, 2024

Aberdeen Steam Trawler

A tremendous amount of sea-men get swallowed up between 1887 - 1961.

Man what a tragedy, a real Aberdeen Steam Trawler.

by Huw Jazz August 3, 2024

Bosnian Steamer

A Bosnian Steamer is when you take a shit on a active landmine and play frisbee with it, optionally you can play frisbee with grandma

My dog played fetch with my Bosnian steamer, he exploded when he caught it.

by freaky&zestytesticlee August 6, 2024

Seattle Steam Dry

When you cum on your partners chest then proceed to fart on it till its dried

John: ay what’d you and your wife get up to last night
Steve: I give her a good ol Seattle Steam Dry
John: Whatta fuckin dude

by bleu0000000000 August 9, 2024

Frisco Steamer

When you are drunk outside a Steak ‘n Shake and your husband drops his frisko melt on your chest!

My drunk ass came here for a milkshake not a Frisco Steamer!

by Hiking Duo August 10, 2024

Catholic Steamer

When you go on a long run, and don't quite make it home in time to use the bathroom, so you take a nice shit in the parking lot of a Catholic Church

I left a Catholic Steamer after a long run. Sorry Father John

by Spicymeatball06 August 11, 2024

Louisiana Steamboat

The most dangerous kiss to ever give someone. Made famous by Smosh.

"No, not the Louisiana Steamboat, no! Oh… that feels kinda good!" - Stevie

by octacle August 21, 2024