How do mermaids poop

They poop into their tail and that keeps them lubricated till the next bad rash...

How do mermaids poop?
1st mermaid : what a relief I finally pooped

2nd mermaid : all lubed up im jealous.

by Wesser123 January 6, 2018

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Get your poop in a group

A less rude way of saying "get your shit in a sock."

Your crap is scattered everywhere! Get your poop in a group, let's get out of here.

by BarnacleWes December 31, 2011

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When you push and push to get the first part of a poop out, and then the rest comes rushing out behind once the hard part passes. Quite similar to the hardened piece of cheese in the tip of a cheese whiz can that hasn't been used in a a while, and takes a few seconds to pass, then the liquid cheese comes rushing out behind.

"I was pushing so hard to get the first part of my cheese whiz poop out of my body, that when the plug popped I thought my intestines were leaving my body"

by Honey Blumpkins January 21, 2017

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E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time)

The time you have until you need to get to the crapper.

My E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time) is about 5 minutes. Get this car moving.

by Sassy Sue October 3, 2012

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woop de doop poop

a famous phrase used by brandon di camilo o sooo good tastes like fryon. used mainly by the coolest of people in online games. users of this catch phrase include necros, and haggard.

woop de doop poop. i like chocolate . . .

by necros April 7, 2004

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