Bean if you are reading this I just want you to know that you are probably the best person I met even though olivia and carly are good friends but you are the best I know we both worry about middle school because it push friendships to the limits but I look back on our memories and I have known you for 6 years so I don't think our friendship is going anywhere.bean is the funniest person you well every met even if you guys are fighting she well make you laugh bean your to much
by The pensome April 10, 2020
Get the BEANmug. by anonymous December 21, 2021
Get the Beanmug. A bean, or "The Bean," is a word or phrase used to describe the shape of someone's head. Typically, someone with a long or irregularly shaped bald head. This expression is frequently used to describe someone who has had a clean-shaven haircut. Or to refer to bald persons in general.
by Kasem123 April 7, 2024
Get the Beanmug. Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.
Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.
This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.
To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.
Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.
This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.
To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.
Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!
Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?
Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.
Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?
Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.
by The phantom tanner May 6, 2022
Get the Nipple Beansmug. Agent Moron) "Five Thousand dollars for your head alone"
marthur Aorgan) "Want some jelly beans? I like jelly beans"
Agent Rice) "Enjoy your fishing, kid, While you still can"
marthur Aorgan) "Want some jelly beans? I like jelly beans"
Agent Rice) "Enjoy your fishing, kid, While you still can"
by LightSwigger March 6, 2024
Get the I like jelly beansmug. by FrappaCHINA December 7, 2020
Get the Beanmug. After a girl gets creampied and she then proceeds to masturbate and squirter the cum across the room.
by Jacob the bean milker March 15, 2021
Get the milk the beanmug.