Kiss your girlfriend day

March 14

Today is when u kiss your girlfriend on the lips, cheek, forehead, anywhere just show her u love hey

Him: Hey come here!
Her:yea?
Him: kisses*
Her what was that for?
Him: it’s National kiss your girlfriend day

by anonymous March 13, 2022

Corn Kissing

When two sexual partners kiss butthole to butthole and then one partner farts into the others anus, resulting in an infinite fart from partner to partner until one tires of the exchange.

Those two were corn kissing until one finally shat into the others butt.

by Anusranger March 18, 2022

Sun kiss

That moment the sun comes out of the clouds and you feel a sudden happiness

The sun kiss gave me the inspiration to carry me through that bastard day

by Pincetti March 27, 2022

TheGenerals Kiss

The act in which taking a huge crap causes toilet water to splash up and "kiss" your asshole. Named after Dr The General Esq Attorney at Law. He is notable for not only for being a Doctor, Honorary 5 star general and Lawyer, he was also man of science, a Ninja, and a toothless dirtbag.

"I took a huge crap and got TheGenerals Kiss in return."

by ζαχαρίας March 29, 2022

Oatmeal Kiss

When a couple pisses, cums, and shits in a bowl, then mixes it to the consistency of oatmeal. One then drinks from the bowl, and they start making out with tongue.

Dude 1: My girlfriend wanted to oatmeal kiss last night.

Dude 2: Lucky motherfucker

by FuckmeKazuha January 27, 2022

DAIRY KISS

WHEN TO POEPLE PUT THERE ASS TOGETHER AND FART AT THE SAME TIME

Me and my wife performed our first dairy kiss with in bed

by LOW dime January 27, 2022

Reverse Kiss

When 2 or more people are sitting on the toilet at the same time in the same household, thier buttholes are then thereby connected by the plumbing, creating the reverse kiss. Instead of connecting at the lips, and ending at the buttholes, they are connected at the buttholes and ending at the lips

Awww, we were both pooping at the same time, it was a reverse kiss!

by Roytard January 29, 2022